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March 30th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Saw this on another site too, and it cracked me up both times
March 31st, 2007 at 1:30 pm
They don’t come better
April 8th, 2007 at 1:01 am
I always liked random hand turkeys, but none are to be found. This list loses.
April 11th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
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April 12th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
See it already, but always brings a chuckle.
June 25th, 2007 at 6:46 am
its funny because they have to give marks for find x, because they phrased it in such a way that the person did completed the question correctly
June 25th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
WHO THE FUCK EVER POSTED SOMETHING SO FUCKING SEXIST AS THE 1ST ICON I WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT THIS SITES CREATOR PERSONALLY.
June 25th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Gee… Some women need to get a sense of humor… I personally found that answer hilarious!
June 25th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Here I am!!! I’m John, the OftenWrong.net creator. I am ruler of all things (often) wrong, and I the fuck posted something so sexist. I don’t blame Meg for her (all capitalized) anger, she’s raggin’ pretty hard right now. I’m sure she’s a wonderful woman about 3/4 of the time.
June 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Meg…… you must need your head testing!
Were you brought up in a cage! Take a joke you freak!
June 28th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Yeah, seriously, she needs to get the sand out of her vagina.
July 6th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
meg, you seem to have missed the joke, by posting that first picture up on a list of comically stupid answers to tests the site creator is implying that it is a comically stupid answer, get it? it’s posted for the express purpose of ridiculing it.
your comment, on the other hand, was funny for an entirely different reason…
July 7th, 2007 at 12:19 am
I’m not sure, but I think there’s a chance the second one to the bottom might have been mine. I’m pretty sure I answered a question similarly in Algebra II. Does anyone have any idea where these things came from? I’m OK with admitting I was an idiot in high school.
July 10th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
“its funny because they have to give marks for find x, because they phrased it in such a way that the person did completed the question correctly”
I am really not surprised that you thought that this needed an explanation… bad grammar galore!
July 22nd, 2007 at 11:14 pm
in responce to meg… lighten up, or try using words other than the F bomb multiple times. Wait… i think that test answer has a point, and you helped prove it.
As for everyone else… i agree this is funny
July 24th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Meg I think you need some sex badly with a real penis and not a vibrating rubber one. If you are not fat and ugly ring this number sweetcheeks and I will sort you out with a ride 07514100170
August 7th, 2007 at 10:25 am
please tell me that is a mates number^
the find x one is awesome
August 14th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
That’s right retards, feed the troll.
August 16th, 2007 at 4:18 am
riggghtttt
i once gave a similar awnser to a question in algebra with the find X one.
i draw an ass around it and wrote: Up your Ass.
though i had detention for a week…i did got an B+ ^^.
and an A+ for Humor.
August 18th, 2007 at 2:05 am
That was hilarious! Girl..go get some. hahaha. j/k.
anyway, wonderful job..never seen it b4 and i lmao.
August 25th, 2007 at 2:43 am
I personally share a name with MEG, and I agree that this is the most sexist thing I have ever seen, I am contacting the site manager at once.
August 25th, 2007 at 2:47 am
I am also named Meg and I couldn’t agree more with the other two of the same name. I wish to contact the person who posted these pictures. This is sexist and extremely demeaning to women. El Nino is my great aunt and I find it apalling that you can sit here and laugh over this complete mockery of her name. DISGRACEFUL.
August 25th, 2007 at 2:50 am
I stumbled accross this page about an hour ago with my sister and I am entranced by this blatant, and completey unnoticed assault against women. I am going to contact the site owner at once inorder to settle this terrible injustice. MEGS UNITE AGAINST SEXISM.
August 25th, 2007 at 2:53 am
I am CRYING over this completely sexist post. I cannot believe that this site allows such demeaning, sexist content, at this day and age. I am going straight to the president of WordPress organization, the sponsor of this site to get this sorted out.
August 25th, 2007 at 2:59 am
THIS SITE is a direct assault of my Human Rights. I will not stand for this and neither will the sponsoring sight. This post is not only sexist but EVIL, and I will personally get this site and its content outlawed by the legislature. I HAVE INFLUENCE OVER GOVERNMENT’s TOP OFFICIALS and I, as a fellow MEG, will solve this terrible, attrocious, problem and overcome adversity.
August 25th, 2007 at 3:02 am
I AM ON MY PERIOD.
August 25th, 2007 at 3:06 am
I am Meg, and I was also born Mormon. As a mormon I am forced to accept the role of man’s inferior second half, but while on the internet, I do not expect to see such ill tasted humor. I am personally going to write the president of this matter. WHAT IF MY CHILDREN HAD SEEN? DO YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY?
August 25th, 2007 at 3:10 am
I feel I must share my sad tale,
I am a mother of a 3 year old son Adolf and 4 year old daughter Eunice, while browsing the web I happened upon this site and what I saw utterly shocked me. As I scrolled the pages of this hell born site my children WALKED INTO THE ROOM to find me naked performing fellatio on my husband WHILE I VIEWED THIS POST. To say the very least my children are scarred for like and I fully blame this site and its attrocious content. Because of these sexist images my children will never be the same, they have completely lost their innocence.
September 3rd, 2007 at 1:50 pm
I lost part of my leg because of humor like this! I will be phoning the president of Iran to nuke the owner of this site…. Ok, just got off the phone with him and he said they are working feverishly on getting a nuke and when they test it, the test will be on this site.
September 4th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
BLASPHEMOUS, you have taken my alias peg leg, We now must duel. I will meet you at 2:35 in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, adjacent to the mall of America. Bring supplies.
September 5th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Yes, I was wrong because I lied. We all lie. Even Meg.
September 18th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Wanna hear a joke…..womans rights
September 27th, 2007 at 11:40 am
How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
September 27th, 2007 at 11:41 am
10, one to screw it in, nine to form a support group!
September 27th, 2007 at 11:42 am
Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
September 27th, 2007 at 11:43 am
Because she was a WOMAN!
September 30th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Meg shut the fuck up.
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:36 am
You are just bitter because you aren’t a Meghan
October 8th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
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October 8th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
I am an ACTUAL Meg, unlike these ‘posers’ and I do take offense to this. I shall be contacting the sites owner. This will be taken down!
October 15th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I AM FURIOUS! How can you people post this kind of stuff without regard to other people’s feelings? I am personally insulted, and so is my Auntie Meg and my Grandma Meg. She cries almost every day about the hatred in this world and recalls how life was so much better before people like you vile deamons brought your black hearts into public places like this forum. Just because some people don’t know math is not a reason to accuse all women of being wrong all the time! I hope this website gets struck by lightning or attacked by bees!
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:59 pm
About an hour ago, I found some of my old tests I had saved from high school, and of course they also have the sarcastic undertones. I put them up on the internet and began a search for other creative people like myself.
I was rolling on the floor laughing at how upset some people got at these brilliant test answers. I dont understand how anyone could be so serious with their life….what a bummer their existance must be.
I did want to say thank you though for the few brief moments of entertainment and pure enjoyment I got from reading blogs. I adore unhappy people, they always seem to put a smile on my face.
^_^
October 30th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Excellent. All is going according to my plan. . .
October 31st, 2007 at 12:02 am
I, Meg, who has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever, was going to every website in existance to find any hint or tiny ioda of sexism so I can sue the creator for every penny they have so they can’t feed their wife and kids and have them hung naked upside down in front of their loved ones until they die when I came across this wite. Like, OMG GUYZ! This is SOOOO sexist! He should be KILLED for posting that. It’s an insult to women everywhere. Why, the perseption of women everywhere will be tarnished if this one picture is not removed from this joke site. It’s a national crisis. It shouldn’t be allowed! Good God, what kind of male chovenist pig monster would allow this utter trash to exist! What’s wrong with you!? Your entire family deserves to burn with your sexist comic. All men should die, even though humans can’t exist without them.
November 11th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Suck my dick Meg! Fucking bitch.
November 14th, 2007 at 3:58 am
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November 14th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Meg,
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. She’s already been told twice.
November 25th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
On second thought i agree with the guys women are sexual tools which are only for men to play with and throw when it gets old and rusty.
December 13th, 2007 at 11:51 am
hahaha! Cracked me up so bad, wasnt even looking for this.
December 14th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
i really cant believe this i post one comment and everyone poses as me that shows one thing, my small comment is simerlar to the penis i have between my legs which is the reason for my hatred towards men, the fact i am one and a women i shall still be contacing the supreme courts and the un by myspce telling them about this, i can’t drive thier as i would kill to many people becuse im a women driver simerlar to the stupid ones on this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_riLGzHOBM also i have to ask about the guy with the number he knocked me up and i dont remember who he was because im a women but hahaha i bet u didnt notice my penis, im guna struggle getting our baby out of there but i will try.
December 14th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Why bother meg?
All those comments were blatantly from you looking for attention
January 15th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Chill out Meg. Goodness, I’m a girl and I think it’s funny. And why are you spending so much time commenting on something like this when if you were really interested in women’s rights, you would be doing something productive about it. So just chill and enjoy the light humor. Life is good.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
BOOOOOO MEG
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
March 24th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
To all the women reading this:
Men are trully ensecure beings, who need jokes like these to make them feel better. In reality most of them are stupid, disgusting pigs, especially the once who can’t respect women!!! Women dont make jokes out of men, and do not stereotype them as much as men stereotype women. It’s a psychological problem, been around for ages. So in conclusion, all of you who think that it is appropriate to make jokes about the women intelligence, therefore reinforcing the “false” stereotypes: FUCK YOU!
April 8th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Best comments ever!
)
(No, not really, though still very funny
and LOL @
“In reality most of them are stupid, disgusting pigs, especially the once who can’t respect women!!!”
followed by
“Women dont make jokes out of men, and do not stereotype them as much as men stereotype women.”
very clever joke!
April 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
At least men can spell the word insecure properly.
Now go make me a sandwich!
P.S. Try to avoid comma splices. You are not a poet.
May 10th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Man, all these comments have really added to my repertoire of sexist jokes. Thanks, Meg!
I like to crack sexist jokes because people laugh and then they go “Wait, you’re a chick.” and they shoot me a guilty look as if they did something wrong.
June 21st, 2008 at 3:45 pm
hey meg.. shut the fuck up. m’kay?
July 10th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
This post is morally equivalent to the RAPE of all womyn who read it. Those who believe that rape is humourous need to be sequestered, for the safety of all females, in re-education facilities.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
this thread has new memes!
July 10th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
i hate my life and my car
July 10th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I like how a bunch of dickless manchildren completely unleashed their inner misogynists over an OBVIOUS FUCKING TROLL.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
true that
July 11th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Sweet Fucking Comments.
They’re even better than the actual post.
I only wish my name was Meg so I could unleash my menopausal fury on men.
Haha.
But since I’m just Tania,
I’ll have to say she just hasn’t gotten laid in a while.
Wait, I think I’ll post another comment pretending to be Meg like have the people on this.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Wait Wait.
I meant Half not Have
Wouldn’t want some douche reporting me to the site manager for my bad spelling.
July 30th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
god meg chill for just a second.
women like you just help to prove stereotypes…
i found it hilarious and probably would have given the kid credit for humor if i was his teacher…
September 24th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Hahaha, I love it! A woman (proud to be one), you are an idiot! You can’t spell, you have no concept of proper grammar, and you are mad about women being portrayed as dumb. You have made my day, thank you! Seriously tho, “make jokes about the women intelligence,” what was going through your mind while typing that?