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Saw this on another site too, and it cracked me up both times
They don’t come better
I always liked random hand turkeys, but none are to be found. This list loses.
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See it already, but always brings a chuckle.
its funny because they have to give marks for find x, because they phrased it in such a way that the person did completed the question correctly
WHO THE FUCK EVER POSTED SOMETHING SO FUCKING SEXIST AS THE 1ST ICON I WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT THIS SITES CREATOR PERSONALLY.
Gee… Some women need to get a sense of humor… I personally found that answer hilarious!
Here I am!!! I’m John, the OftenWrong.net creator. I am ruler of all things (often) wrong, and I the fuck posted something so sexist. I don’t blame Meg for her (all capitalized) anger, she’s raggin’ pretty hard right now. I’m sure she’s a wonderful woman about 3/4 of the time.
Meg…… you must need your head testing!
Were you brought up in a cage! Take a joke you freak!
Yeah, seriously, she needs to get the sand out of her vagina.
meg, you seem to have missed the joke, by posting that first picture up on a list of comically stupid answers to tests the site creator is implying that it is a comically stupid answer, get it? it’s posted for the express purpose of ridiculing it.
your comment, on the other hand, was funny for an entirely different reason…
I’m not sure, but I think there’s a chance the second one to the bottom might have been mine. I’m pretty sure I answered a question similarly in Algebra II. Does anyone have any idea where these things came from? I’m OK with admitting I was an idiot in high school.
“its funny because they have to give marks for find x, because they phrased it in such a way that the person did completed the question correctly”
I am really not surprised that you thought that this needed an explanation… bad grammar galore!
in responce to meg… lighten up, or try using words other than the F bomb multiple times. Wait… i think that test answer has a point, and you helped prove it.
As for everyone else… i agree this is funny
Meg I think you need some sex badly with a real penis and not a vibrating rubber one. If you are not fat and ugly ring this number sweetcheeks and I will sort you out with a ride 07514100170
please tell me that is a mates number^
the find x one is awesome
That’s right retards, feed the troll.
riggghtttt
i once gave a similar awnser to a question in algebra with the find X one.
i draw an ass around it and wrote: Up your Ass.
though i had detention for a week…i did got an B+ ^^.
and an A+ for Humor.
That was hilarious! Girl..go get some. hahaha. j/k.
anyway, wonderful job..never seen it b4 and i lmao.
I personally share a name with MEG, and I agree that this is the most sexist thing I have ever seen, I am contacting the site manager at once.
I am also named Meg and I couldn’t agree more with the other two of the same name. I wish to contact the person who posted these pictures. This is sexist and extremely demeaning to women. El Nino is my great aunt and I find it apalling that you can sit here and laugh over this complete mockery of her name. DISGRACEFUL.
I stumbled accross this page about an hour ago with my sister and I am entranced by this blatant, and completey unnoticed assault against women. I am going to contact the site owner at once inorder to settle this terrible injustice. MEGS UNITE AGAINST SEXISM.
I am CRYING over this completely sexist post. I cannot believe that this site allows such demeaning, sexist content, at this day and age. I am going straight to the president of WordPress organization, the sponsor of this site to get this sorted out.
THIS SITE is a direct assault of my Human Rights. I will not stand for this and neither will the sponsoring sight. This post is not only sexist but EVIL, and I will personally get this site and its content outlawed by the legislature. I HAVE INFLUENCE OVER GOVERNMENT’s TOP OFFICIALS and I, as a fellow MEG, will solve this terrible, attrocious, problem and overcome adversity.
I AM ON MY PERIOD.
I am Meg, and I was also born Mormon. As a mormon I am forced to accept the role of man’s inferior second half, but while on the internet, I do not expect to see such ill tasted humor. I am personally going to write the president of this matter. WHAT IF MY CHILDREN HAD SEEN? DO YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY?
I feel I must share my sad tale,
I am a mother of a 3 year old son Adolf and 4 year old daughter Eunice, while browsing the web I happened upon this site and what I saw utterly shocked me. As I scrolled the pages of this hell born site my children WALKED INTO THE ROOM to find me naked performing fellatio on my husband WHILE I VIEWED THIS POST. To say the very least my children are scarred for like and I fully blame this site and its attrocious content. Because of these sexist images my children will never be the same, they have completely lost their innocence.
I lost part of my leg because of humor like this! I will be phoning the president of Iran to nuke the owner of this site…. Ok, just got off the phone with him and he said they are working feverishly on getting a nuke and when they test it, the test will be on this site.
BLASPHEMOUS, you have taken my alias peg leg, We now must duel. I will meet you at 2:35 in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, adjacent to the mall of America. Bring supplies.
Yes, I was wrong because I lied. We all lie. Even Meg.
Wanna hear a joke…..womans rights
How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10, one to screw it in, nine to form a support group!
Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a WOMAN!
Meg shut the fuck up.
You are just bitter because you aren’t a Meghan
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I am an ACTUAL Meg, unlike these ‘posers’ and I do take offense to this. I shall be contacting the sites owner. This will be taken down!
I AM FURIOUS! How can you people post this kind of stuff without regard to other people’s feelings? I am personally insulted, and so is my Auntie Meg and my Grandma Meg. She cries almost every day about the hatred in this world and recalls how life was so much better before people like you vile deamons brought your black hearts into public places like this forum. Just because some people don’t know math is not a reason to accuse all women of being wrong all the time! I hope this website gets struck by lightning or attacked by bees!
About an hour ago, I found some of my old tests I had saved from high school, and of course they also have the sarcastic undertones. I put them up on the internet and began a search for other creative people like myself.
I was rolling on the floor laughing at how upset some people got at these brilliant test answers. I dont understand how anyone could be so serious with their life….what a bummer their existance must be.
I did want to say thank you though for the few brief moments of entertainment and pure enjoyment I got from reading blogs. I adore unhappy people, they always seem to put a smile on my face.
^_^
Excellent. All is going according to my plan. . .
I, Meg, who has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever, was going to every website in existance to find any hint or tiny ioda of sexism so I can sue the creator for every penny they have so they can’t feed their wife and kids and have them hung naked upside down in front of their loved ones until they die when I came across this wite. Like, OMG GUYZ! This is SOOOO sexist! He should be KILLED for posting that. It’s an insult to women everywhere. Why, the perseption of women everywhere will be tarnished if this one picture is not removed from this joke site. It’s a national crisis. It shouldn’t be allowed! Good God, what kind of male chovenist pig monster would allow this utter trash to exist! What’s wrong with you!? Your entire family deserves to burn with your sexist comic. All men should die, even though humans can’t exist without them.
Suck my dick Meg! Fucking bitch.
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Meg,
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. She’s already been told twice.
On second thought i agree with the guys women are sexual tools which are only for men to play with and throw when it gets old and rusty.
hahaha! Cracked me up so bad, wasnt even looking for this.
i really cant believe this i post one comment and everyone poses as me that shows one thing, my small comment is simerlar to the penis i have between my legs which is the reason for my hatred towards men, the fact i am one and a women i shall still be contacing the supreme courts and the un by myspce telling them about this, i can’t drive thier as i would kill to many people becuse im a women driver simerlar to the stupid ones on this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_riLGzHOBM also i have to ask about the guy with the number he knocked me up and i dont remember who he was because im a women but hahaha i bet u didnt notice my penis, im guna struggle getting our baby out of there but i will try.