Lesbian Koala Orgies
Female koalas indulge in lesbian “sex sessions”, rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.
On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas.
Male Koalas are often found sitting around the base of the poles throwing small currency bills at the female koalas, and drinking beer.
University costs in Australia have driven many female koalas to take sex-entertainment jobs just so they can get through school. “I make good money just for dancing around with my girlfriends” says one lesbian koala currently in law school who chose to remain anonymous. “One night here keeps my eucalyptus cabinet stocked for a month”.
via nzherald.co.nz
