Archive for March, 2007

Jesse Jackson Backs Obama for President

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

In a move that comes as a shock to many, civil rights leader Jesse Jackson said Thursday he’s backing Democrat Barack Obama in his presidential bid, giving his support to to Obama “because he’s black” the Rev. Jackson told The Associated Press in a telephone interview.

Obama, 45, is biracial _ his white mother was from Kansas, his father Kenyan _ and educated at Ivy League universities.

In a statement responding to Jackson’s support, Obama said, “Please don’t tell Jesse my mom is white.”

Jackson could help Obama to secure the support of black voters, a critical bloc in the Democratic primaries.

Jackson has a long history with one of Obama’s chief rivals, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and her husband former President Clinton. He counseled the two when the president’s affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky became public. Of the former president’s affair, Jackson remarked “I, too, have been known to carry a side piece from time to time.”

But Jackson said his history with the Clintons doesn’t complicate his decision to back his home state senator, calling Obama “a black man, like me.”

Asked why he was supporting Obama over his friend Clinton, Jackson answered “because he’s black.”

“It’s not awkward at all,” he added, “Everyone knows black is blind.”

Jackson said Obama has not asked him to campaign for him and he is not in Obama’s inner circle of advisers and fundraisers.

“I just have an appreciation of his skin tone,” Jackson said.

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Peanut Butter Disproves Evolution, I Beg to Differ

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Though I am a reknowned master debater, I am not one who likes to participate in religious debates such as this. However, I think it would be irresposible of me not to mention the time that I was making pb & j in the bath tub. I was holding a sealed jar of Skippy in one hand when I mistakenly knocked the toaster into the bath water with my other. I don’t remember anything except waking up wet and naked on the bathroom floor, peanut butter smeared all over my tummy. Nine weeks later my dog had puppies. So tell me, now what do you believe??

via Mike the Mad Biologist via Boing Boing

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HDTV on Your Laptop

Friday, March 30th, 2007

I’m a big fan of DVRs. I have 2 Tivos, a Comcast DVR, a PC equipped with BeyondTV, and 2 media center PCs. I actually don’t watch all that much TV, but with all the options I have I can watch what I want wherever I want. And I’m a bit of a technology whore. I just buy stuff to try it out…

So I’m kind of excited to hear about Plextor’s new USB HDTV reciever.

The high-speed USB 2.0 receiver comes bundled with software that automatically scans for free air-to-air digital and HD signals in a given area and will subsequently pull them in with a flat digital antenna. Users can then watch and record live TV with standard definition TV and HDTV video resolution in the basic configuration, Plextor said.

The receiver also converts recorded TV into MPEG-2 files in real-time and stores them on the user’s hard drive. Once there, they can be easily burned directly onto a DVD, according to Michael Arbisi, vice president of channel sales for Plextor.

The receiver will ship in April with an MSRP of $99.00. Wife permitting, I’m sold.

plextor usb hdtv

via Extreme Tech

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Pug Bowling

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

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One Man’s Poo Contains Another Man’s Treasure

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Police in Canton, Ohio suspected a man accused of robbing a jewelry store had swallowed a missing 2 carat diamond ring worth $30,000.

They could have x-rayed the accused, 20 year old Dandre Turk, but they thought that would be too easy. Instead, they decided to check each load dropped by Turk until the ring appeared.

“We did suspect him of swallowing the ring,” said Maj. Dave Zink of the Jackson Township Police Department. “We were going to X-ray. Instead, we alerted both jails that whenever he had a movement to scrutinize it.”

Once Turk delivered his winning entry, police were able to identify it because it still had the price tag attached.

via Yahoo News

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Nudist Muppet Family Portait

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Is this funny or wrong?

Nudist Muppet Family Portait

via jwz.org via Reddit.com

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Man in Unfortunate Saw-Mill Penis Incident

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his kibbles and bits got caught in the machinery at a saw mill. A spokesman for Parafield Gardens Saw Mill said: ‘He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.’

The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not thought to have had life-threatening consequences, but that there was a degree of uncontrollable bleeding involved. The injury could easily have been avoided had the machinery been fitted with a cock blocker.

The thirty-year-old man was taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital where he was heard screaming “Who cares about the blood, save my dick!!!”

The spokesman maintained that the man’s injuries were not serious. Which is easy for him to say.

via Metro.co.uk

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Man Grows Beard

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Okay, this is actually a tad more interesting than the title would suggest. He takes a picture of himself every hour for seven weeks, joins Al Qaeda, and makes a video of it…

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Kick the Monster in the Ass

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

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Search the Web with Kevin Federline

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Check out K-Fed’s ‘search engine‘.

You can win an autographed copy of his CD, a K-Fed t-shirt, or an autographed 8×10 photo.

Personally, I’d rather have the postage money.

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