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Man Tells Court he has Six Kids on the Way

An Avondale, Ohio, music producer convicted of attempted theft told the court he is the expectant father of six children — with six different women.

Hamilton County (Ohio) Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Ricky Lackey, who was convicted of defrauding U.S. Bank out of $3,975 by depositing bad checks and inserting empty envelopes into automatic teller machines, how many children he had, and the 25-year-old responded: “None, but I have six on the way,” the Cincinnati Enquirer reported Monday.

Lackey clarified before being silenced by his lawyer that the six children, due in August, September and October, are with six different mothers. “The bitches love the Ricky” continued Lackey.

Court records showed that Lackey had since repaid the money to the bank and Marsh declined to impose additional punishment, the Enquirer said.

Mr. Lackey intends to name all six of his children “George Foreman”.

Ricky Lackey’s sperm shown at actual size:
super sperm

via Breitbart.com

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