Man in Unfortunate Saw-Mill Penis Incident
A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his kibbles and bits got caught in the machinery at a saw mill. A spokesman for Parafield Gardens Saw Mill said: ‘He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.’
The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not thought to have had life-threatening consequences, but that there was a degree of uncontrollable bleeding involved. The injury could easily have been avoided had the machinery been fitted with a cock blocker.
The thirty-year-old man was taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital where he was heard screaming “Who cares about the blood, save my dick!!!”
The spokesman maintained that the man’s injuries were not serious. Which is easy for him to say.
via Metro.co.uk
