Sanjaya Hangs With Michael Jackson
Where can you find American Idolist Sanjaya between twice weekly tapings of the show? Hanging with the King of Pop, of course.
Sanjaya Malakar and Michael Jackson are becoming fast friends. They hope to form a 1-2 pop punch to rival that of David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez in Boston. While Michael is busy putting together a Vegas show, he still finds the time to tutor the budding star.
“I’m teaching him how to sing, he’s teaching me to hula dance” Michael Jackson told an annoying Ryan Seacrest. “He’s such a lovely boy. I’m gonna get him drunk and … I mean show him my junk.. I mean school him in the art of funk.”
April 4th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
WOW!!! HOLY F–K THAT’S HILARIOUS! I’m seriously on the floor trying to contain myself right now, ‘cuz this is just too damn funny.
When are you losers going to realize that Michael Jackson is a better person than all of you, and he should not be ridiculed by people who are absolutely nothing compared to him.
You people who think this is funny are really pathetic, but either way, MJ is not going anywhere, so get over it. The jookes may be entertaining to people with no lives, but… that doesn’t say much for you.
If you think it’s funny making fun of the legend that is and always will be Michael Jackson, then I feel sorry for you.
But for other fans, look forward to the new album coming out this year!!! Another multi-platinum seller on the way, and I can’t wait! But, pffft, its Michael Jackson… so that doesn’t mean anything… right? I wonder how many other artists have done what he’s done… oh wait, no one has, and no one ever will.
April 4th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Hi MJ 4ever,
Are you a Michael Jordan fan? That’s so cool, cause I’m a huge MJ fan, too. I’ve got all his footwear, and I even have a slight gambling problem, too!!
Sorry, you didn’t find the post funny. It’s just for fun. Personally, I think that MJ made some great music back in the day, but he’s just an oddity now. Michael puts himself in the public eye, thus he’s fair game for a little satire. Now, we both know yo momma’s a fatty, but since she’s not famous it wouldn’t be prudent to make fun of her, so I won’t.