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Prepare Yourselves for the Inevitable Zombie Revolution

I’m generally not a person who concerns himself with impending disasters. I didn’t load up on food and water when Y2K rolled around. I didn’t duct tape my doors and windows after 9/11. Sometimes I don’t even wear underwear after a trip to Taco Bell.

However, I feel very strongly that we all need to prepare ourselves for the possibility of a zombie invasion. For many years, zombies have been little more than a nuisance, slow and stinky. In recent years zombies have become faster and stronger, though. Their speed allows them to better capture us and satiate themselves with our precious brains.

Since zombies don’t seem to be as media worthy as Asian Bird Flu or Hillary Clinton we are dangerously underinformed as to how to deal with a zombie outbreak in out country. Luckily for us, some helpful folks have put together a new website: http://www.zombieinitiative.org that tells how to prepare for and deal with a zombie invasion. Keep in mind, this site is user driven ala Wikipedia, so there might be some misinformation littered throughout this overall informative and necessary site.

Read now and save yourself later at:
http://www.zombieinitiative.org/

2 Responses to “Prepare Yourselves for the Inevitable Zombie Revolution”

  1. Sher Says:

    I cannot thank you enough for opening up the Zombie discussion in America. It’s an issue that needs to be discussed.

  2. Sonny from OftenWrong Says:

    Thanks Sher. I do hope you can help spread the word. Have you seen the documentary, I think from Michael Moore, called “28 Days Later”? It was a real eye opener for me.

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