Creationist Museum to Open in Kentucky
A 27 million dollar creationist museum is set to open it’s doors Monday in Petersburg, Kentucky.
Parents who want stupid kids are welcome to pay $9.95 for kids and $19.95 for adults (gays can enter for $49.95 and must submit to 60 seconds of caining) to see how dinosaurs entered Noah’s ark, how incest can be a really good thing (Cain married his sister to start the largest family tree ever), and basically show us that the Bible should be interpreted word for word.
Gas up the short bus, Zeke, I’m ready to go.
Link to the museum website
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