Archive for June, 2007
Delta Makes Emergency Landing for Lack of Apple Juice
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007A child’s tantrum onboard a Delta commuter flight forced a pilot to make an emergency landing at Philadelphia International Airport.
Chopper 10 was over the scene.
The forced landing was caused by a fight over apple juice.
A 4-year-old wanted apple juice and when the stewardess didn’t get it quick enough, the child threw a tantrum, NBC 10 reported.
The Delta commuter flight landed around 5 p.m. Tuesday.
The flight originated in New York and was headed to North Carolina before the incident.
Passengers were spending the night in Philadelphia, NBC 10 reported.
Authorities said there would be no charges filed in the incident.
This is why I hate Delta. They never have apple juice when I want apple juice, dammit. It’s always “Do you want some orange juice, instead?”
No, if I wanted effin orange juice, I would have asked for some effin orange juice. I just brushed my teeth, I have some herpes sores on my lips, and you want me to drink orange juice? Screw you guys.
I applaud this brave young man for standing up for his rights. He is Ron Paul on Sesame Street, Ralph Nader in a high chair, Jesse Jackson in big boy pants, speaking out for his rights as well as the rights of others. Take heed, Delta, we demand free access to apple juice, and we aren’t shutting up until we get it.
The Stupidest Bid on The Price is Right
Sunday, June 24th, 2007Triumph The Insult Comic Dog at the Tonys
Sunday, June 24th, 2007Boulder High student Jesse Lange on O’Reilly Factor
Sunday, June 24th, 2007The poise and preperation shown by this high school student is pretty impressive. O’Reilly is a tool, and it’s great to see him not be able to use this kid.
Very Helpful Advice
Thursday, June 21st, 2007
Hamster Drama Queen
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007Snake Head Found in Can of Beans
Monday, June 18th, 2007PHILADELPHIA - Earl Hartman was a little rattled by something he says he found in a can of green beans: a snake head. The Philadelphia man said he found the inch-long head on his plate Wednesday night, right between a chicken breast and buttered noodles. He said it came out of the green bean can.
“When I sat down, I noticed something didn’t look right,” Hartman told WCAU-TV. “It didn’t look like a green bean.”
Hartman said he called the Pathmark store where he bought the beans, and got a call back from Seneca Foods in upstate New York, where the vegetables were canned.
Rich Savner, a spokesman for Carteret, N.J.-based Pathmark Stores Inc., told Mr. Hartman that he had purchased Seneca’s new “Beans and Snakeparts” product. Hartman confirmed Savner’s suspicion by checking the label of his can.
“Sure enough, there it was. The can shows a snake coiled up on top of a large pot of baked beans.” said Hartman. “I’ll have to read the lable more closely next time.”
Seneca foods has introduced the Beans and Snakeparts product in response to the large obesity problem the United States currently faces. Snake meat is one of the only meats known to be high in protein and antioxidents, while being extremely low in fat. Seneca’s snakes are raised in a controlled environment and are fed high protein corn meal as well as cow meat. Seneca stresses that their snakes do not eat mice or rats.
