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iPhone to be Released June 29th - New Commercials

Yes, it will be an expensive phone, but I paid $250 for the very first SideKick when it came out. And then it made me feel like Linsay Lohan.

A while later I paid $300 or $400 for my Treo, and then $400 for my Blackberry. And those phones made me feel like an old man.

If you took a Treo, mixed it with a Blackberry, then mixed that with Koolaid, Michael Jordan, beer, ice cream cake, and a teeny bit of vintage 1957 Hugh Hefner sperm, I’m still not sure it would be as cool as the iPhone.

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