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Delta Makes Emergency Landing for Lack of Apple Juice

A child’s tantrum onboard a Delta commuter flight forced a pilot to make an emergency landing at Philadelphia International Airport.

Chopper 10 was over the scene.

The forced landing was caused by a fight over apple juice.

A 4-year-old wanted apple juice and when the stewardess didn’t get it quick enough, the child threw a tantrum, NBC 10 reported.

The Delta commuter flight landed around 5 p.m. Tuesday.

The flight originated in New York and was headed to North Carolina before the incident.

Passengers were spending the night in Philadelphia, NBC 10 reported.

Authorities said there would be no charges filed in the incident.

This is why I hate Delta. They never have apple juice when I want apple juice, dammit. It’s always “Do you want some orange juice, instead?”

No, if I wanted effin orange juice, I would have asked for some effin orange juice. I just brushed my teeth, I have some herpes sores on my lips, and you want me to drink orange juice? Screw you guys.

I applaud this brave young man for standing up for his rights. He is Ron Paul on Sesame Street, Ralph Nader in a high chair, Jesse Jackson in big boy pants, speaking out for his rights as well as the rights of others. Take heed, Delta, we demand free access to apple juice, and we aren’t shutting up until we get it.

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