The star of my favorite show “Little People, Big World” (I shit you not, this IS my favorite show) was arrested last month for driving under the influence. Rolloff, who initially told police his name was “Willow” failed a field sobriety test of following the yellow line road while singing “We represent, the lollipop guild”. He was then taken to jail, given a citation, and then released.
Seriously, no midget jokes here. “Little People, Big World” is a great show, and Matt Roloff is a great family man. This is a sad day, and I don’t want any of you internet assholes to disrespecting the man. Since little poeple are smaller than the rest of us, it’s not fair that they have to follow the same sobriety rules as the rest of us. We are denying them the right to drink as much as a normal-height person. I hope a judge realizes this and lets him off easy. And don’t worry, you anti-drunk-driving zealots, Amy will nip this thing in the butt.
