Ok, so I like to watch baseball, and exploitive reality TV. I also enjoy putting eybrows on my dog and eating mac and cheese. Kid Nation was like all those things mixed together in a delicious smoothy.
There was crying, females cooking for rightfully demanding males, a black kid faked an injury to get out of working, mac and cheese… and I only watched the first 15 minutes.
Did any of you think the redhead was hot?
Mark Ecko, the person behind eckō unlimited clothing, has purchased Barry Bonds’ infamous HR ball, and he’s letting the public vote to determine what to do with the ball. The coices are:
1) Donate the ball to the Hall of Fame
2) Brand the ball with an asterisk, then donate it to the Hall of Fame
3) Send the ball into outer space
I vote to brand it. You can do the same here:
Not hot (but very affordable):
This Mother-Daughter Prostitute Combo
 Mary Clark Duncan |
 Teresa Diane Duncan |
FORT PAYNE, Ala. — A 62-year-old grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting in Fort Payne has begun serving a two month jail sentence.
Last night, a Fort Payne municipal judge sentenced Mary Clark Duncan to 180 days, but suspended all but 60 days of the jail term.
Duncan’s daughter, Theresa Duncan, was also arrested August first.
The mother and daughter were arrested Aug. 1, after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 — at $15 each.
Fort Payne Police Chief David Walker said the sting was carried out after his office received several tips that the women were engaged in illicit activities.
“Prostitution is not something we see a lot of in the Fort Payne area,” Walker told The Times-Journal. “However, we are glad that something of this nature was brought to our attention, and were able to put an end to this operation.”
Walker said the majority of the Duncan’s clientele was believed to be Hispanics.
There were two men at the home at the time of the arrest, including Teresa Duncan’s estranged husband and Mary Duncan’s son. No charges have been filed against the men, Walker said, according to The Times-Journal.
Best line:
“Does anyone have a heimlich?”
Not only is this hilarious, but the 5 prequals are all hilarious, also.
Here’s a link to all the pranks of “prank war”:
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/tag:prankwar
This is more productive than my approach of just coming to work drunk. And it solves the problem I was having keeping milk in my desk.
One word: Uncomfortable to watch.
And now some phrases:
‘looks disinterested’,
‘big heels hinder mobility’,
‘belly not flat’,
‘did not actually perform anything’,
’still would hit’,
‘better than Yoko’
I don’t get this. Who are these people? And why is this so awesome?
Step 1. Fan runs onto field and gets beat down by cops
Step 2. Fans beat said cops.
Step 3. Profit
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