Pete the Pet Leopard
Hi, my name is Pete. I’m a leopard.
I live in a house with Bob. He’s retarded.
Sometimes, I like to play with Bob’s butt plug.
Hee, hee, hee. He doesn’t know I chew on it!!! Better not tell him where it’s been.
This is me and Bob’s old lady. Why the hell is the water so yellow??
Dinner time!
Damn feathers…
After a meal like that, I like to sit on the pot, contemplate my day, and take a nice shit.
October 25th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Well, Pete, sounds like you’ll have a nice setup for yourself if you can just get rid of those people cramping your style.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Nah, they’re alright. If only they’d put some damn clothes on!
November 5th, 2007 at 2:15 am
Sweet message.
I am sure you will read my page..
Thank You