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Cheeseburger in a Can

When I was in college my roommate sophmore year was not a cleanly person. He would not shower for days before football games because he thought the stink gave human advantage over hi opponents. It gave my bad dreams. Oh, and those football games: intramural!.

His eating habits were just as bad. One time, he left a pizza box on his desk on a Thursday night, went away fro the weekend, and then ate the leftover pizza when he came back on Sunday evening. Another time, he bought a frozen microwavable cheeseburger (it was in sealed plastic), and left it on his desk for a few days before eating it. Oh, and we didnt’ have a microwave.

That leads me to this product, a commendable achievement in food engineering.

Cheeseburger in a can
Cheeseburger in a can

If anyone knows has eaten one, or knows where to buy online from the U.S., please post a comment. I must have this.

P.S. If this interests you, check out the Harvest Your Own Pearl Kit

2 Responses to “Cheeseburger in a Can”

  1. KayFour Says:

    Hmmmm….. I think I would be very afraid to try this. But, if I could talk someone else into eating it, GREAT! My EX-husband comes to mind immediately.

  2. KayFour Says:

    After birdwalking about your blog for a bit, I added you to my blog-roll so I can find you again. This is funny stuff!

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