A Lightsaber for Your Head
There is now hope for insecure middle-aged men with disposable income.

A Florida company says it’s come up with a handheld laser device that promotes hair growth. And now they say they’ve got the OK from federal regulators to sell it.
The “Hairmax Lasercomb,” as it’s known, is a combination of a low-level laser and a comb. It went through a six-month clinical trial conducted by its manufacturer, Lexington International LLC., during which the device increased the number of thick hairs on the scalp.
Via MSNBC
Eew.
That guy looks like me.