Paper from Poop
These folks make paper products from elephant poo. Their products do not smell, and come in colors other than rust brown. Amazingly, they can make about 25 large sheets of paper from a single steaming pile.
We collect naturally dried elephant dung from elephant conservation parks and bring it back to our paper-making factory.
Link via BoingBoing
I’m sure Al Gore will want to buy it by the truckload!
“I’m sure Al Gore will want to buy it by the truckload!”
The elephant is the Republican symbol, and since Republicans are by and large full of “poop” this is perfect for them, not Gore. Maybe some closeted gay Republican senators can write love letters to their 17 year old male pages with them, or other gay Republicans can use them to wipe themselves when they are hanging out in public restrooms playing footsie with undercover cops (whoops!). Maybe Bush can use it to write another executive order that violates the First Amendment — as if Bush ever wrote one of “his” executive orders!