Ok, so I like to watch baseball, and exploitive reality TV. I also enjoy putting eybrows on my dog and eating mac and cheese. Kid Nation was like all those things mixed together in a delicious smoothy.
There was crying, females cooking for rightfully demanding males, a black kid faked an injury to get out of working, mac and cheese… and I only watched the first 15 minutes.
Did any of you think the redhead was hot?
One word: Uncomfortable to watch.
And now some phrases:
‘looks disinterested’,
‘big heels hinder mobility’,
‘belly not flat’,
‘did not actually perform anything’,
’still would hit’,
‘better than Yoko’
Ewwwww.
From MSNBC
An unprecedented study of sex and seniors finds that many older people are surprisingly frisky — willing to do, and talk about, intimate acts that would make their grandchildren blush.
That may be too much information for some folks.
But it comes from the most comprehensive sex survey ever done among 57- to 85-year-olds in the United States. Sex and interest in it do fall off when people are in their 70s, but more than a quarter of those up to age 85 reported having sex in the previous year.
13 year old Evan O’Dorney has won the 2007 Scripps National Spelling Bee by spelling the word “serrefine”. Evan won a trofy and a $35,000 prize, plus a $5,000 skolership, a $2,500 savings bond and a set of referfence works. He sed he new how to spell the winning word — a noun descibring small forsepts — as soon as the prononcer said it.
Afterword, Evan spoke more enthusiasticly about attending a math camp in Nebraska this sumer then about becumming the English language’s top speller.
“My favoright things to do were math and music, and with the math I realy like the way the numbers fit together,” he said. “And with the music I like to let out ideas by composting notes — and the spelling is just a bunch of memorization.”
Personally, I was never much of a speller, but I wish I wuz. Chiks love good spelers.
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - A father says he wasn’t trying to shame his 14-year-old son when he made the boy wear a large sandwich-board sign saying, “I abused and sold drugs.”
“I’m not out here doing this to humiliate my son,” the father told WATE-TV as the teenager walked up and down the sidewalk Wednesday in front of Cedar Bluff Middle School.
“I’m doing this because I love him,” he said. “We do have an extreme drug problem in America, and maybe it’s time for extreme measures that parents need to take to monitor this problem that we have.”
The man wasn’t identified by the station to protect the confidentiality of the son, but he appeared on camera. The son’s face was not shown.
The father said he recently learned after reading the boy’s MySpace page that his son was involved with marijuana and OxyContin. That’s when he decided to act, and the boy agreed to the punishment.
After a short time, the school’s principal soon came out and asked the father to call it off, which he did.
By then the boy said he’d learned his lesson. “This is embarrassing. I ain’t going to be doing it again,” the boy said. “Drugs are for losers. That’s all I can say.”
A new trend is taking shape in NYC, and as many things do, it has me confused and maybe even a little bit angry. People are puchasing customized strollers for their dogs. I understand wanting to give your pet a good life, but this seems misguided to me.
Dogs are pack animals by nature. They love to explore. Walking is not a chore to them like it may be to us. It’s what they do.
Dogs choose to drink out of the toilet, intentionally shove their noses into stinky places, they hate bathing. I’m pretty certain that what we may see as them choosing to sit in a stroller is just us humans applying our needs to them, and them complying.
It isn’t enough that we save them a spot at the bottom of the bed, wrap our restaurant leftovers for them as a late-night snack, or wake up early to follow them around in the rain with a pooper-scooper, but today some pampered pooches now need wheels.
“It is unbelievable how many people stop me and think I am pushing a baby,” said Annie Carnes, who strollers “Shadow,” her Toy Yorkie, around Bay Ridge in her customized puppy stroller.
“People stop me every five minutes — sometimes they even stop their car and get out to look for themselves at my dog stroller.”
Carnes, who paid $200 for the stroller, wasn’t planning on purchasing the canine cruiser until Shadow jumped into a display model at Posh Pets at 9540 Fourth Ave., and has barely jumped out since.
One dog enthusiast believes that there is a fine line between man’s best friend and man’s master.
“What’s next? Are we going to be buying dog toilet paper?” asked Ridge resident Andrew Dula, who was walking his Golden Retriever, Gunther, along Shore Road. “The day you find me pushing my dog in a stroller is the day he becomes my master.”
Dutifully, however, Dula later picked up Gunther’s poop.
via The Brooklyn Paper via Fark
A ninety five year old German woman solved a series of mystery thefts in a retirement home when she set a trap, hid in a toilet, and caught the thief red-handed.
“It was a real case of Miss Marple,” said a police spokesman in the eastern town of Saalfeld on Thursday. “It’s good to know there are still courageous old ladies out there.”
The elderly sleuth left cash out in her room as bait and then withdrew to the toilet to lie in wait. A cleaner then entered and pocketed the money, unaware she was being watched.
“Then the old lady hit the alarm button in the toilet and staff in the home nabbed the cleaner,” the spokesman said.
The cleaner, 36, later confessed to police she was responsible for other thefts from the home near the spa resort of Bad Lobenstein.
A suspended Toronto elementary school principal has pleaded guilty to throwing feces (excrement) on a child.
Maria Pantalone, 49, was charged with two counts of assault - one against that child and one against another – but only admitted to one of the charges today.
“I couldn’t take it any more,” she testified, in describing the provocative circumstances leading up to the incident last June 30.
Pantalone, who is the sister of Toronto Deputy Mayor Joe Pantalone, was principal of Keele Street Junior Public School and Mountview Alternative, which collectively have 500 students and operate out of the same building near Keele St. and Humberside Ave.
The names of the victims cannot be published owing to a ban imposed by provincial court Justice Howard Borenstein.
Neither were students at her school.
via Toronto Star
I can’t find any other details of the incident, except that she definately threw HUMAN excrement at a child, which I guess is enough detail for most.
Police in Canton, Ohio suspected a man accused of robbing a jewelry store had swallowed a missing 2 carat diamond ring worth $30,000.
They could have x-rayed the accused, 20 year old Dandre Turk, but they thought that would be too easy. Instead, they decided to check each load dropped by Turk until the ring appeared.
“We did suspect him of swallowing the ring,” said Maj. Dave Zink of the Jackson Township Police Department. “We were going to X-ray. Instead, we alerted both jails that whenever he had a movement to scrutinize it.”
Once Turk delivered his winning entry, police were able to identify it because it still had the price tag attached.
via Yahoo News
A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his kibbles and bits got caught in the machinery at a saw mill. A spokesman for Parafield Gardens Saw Mill said: ‘He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.’
The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not thought to have had life-threatening consequences, but that there was a degree of uncontrollable bleeding involved. The injury could easily have been avoided had the machinery been fitted with a cock blocker.
The thirty-year-old man was taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital where he was heard screaming “Who cares about the blood, save my dick!!!”
The spokesman maintained that the man’s injuries were not serious. Which is easy for him to say.
via Metro.co.uk
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