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From CNN:

An amateur scientist has captured what Loch Ness Monster watchers say is among the finest footage ever taken of the elusive mythical creature reputed to swim beneath the waters of Scotland’s most mysterious lake.

“I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this jet black thing, about 45-feet (15 meters) long, moving fairly fast in the water,” said Gordon Holmes, the 55-year-old a lab technician from Shipley, Yorkshire, who took the video this past Saturday.

He said it moved at about 6 mph (10 kph) and kept a fairly straight course.

The video:

And finally, some more details and some open-minded commentary from Cryptomundo.

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A 27 million dollar creationist museum is set to open it’s doors Monday in Petersburg, Kentucky.

Parents who want stupid kids are welcome to pay $9.95 for kids and $19.95 for adults (gays can enter for $49.95 and must submit to 60 seconds of caining) to see how dinosaurs entered Noah’s ark, how incest can be a really good thing (Cain married his sister to start the largest family tree ever), and basically show us that the Bible should be interpreted word for word.

Gas up the short bus, Zeke, I’m ready to go.

Link to the museum website

15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense

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Though I am a reknowned master debater, I am not one who likes to participate in religious debates such as this. However, I think it would be irresposible of me not to mention the time that I was making pb & j in the bath tub. I was holding a sealed jar of Skippy in one hand when I mistakenly knocked the toaster into the bath water with my other. I don’t remember anything except waking up wet and naked on the bathroom floor, peanut butter smeared all over my tummy. Nine weeks later my dog had puppies. So tell me, now what do you believe??

via Mike the Mad Biologist via Boing Boing

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Prayers have been answered and much rejoicing was heard today from the basement apartments occupied by foot fetishists across the globe. A well formed nipple was found to have grown on the sole of a 22 year old woman’s foot. Some of the rejoicing was considerable subdues when it was revealed that the nipple is surrounded by hair.

full story via Dermatology Online Journal

A summary of the best and most immature comments from Digg:

And the pictures below (possibly NSFW):
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